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So, I want to thank all of you for all of the kind words....and
Thank you to Kelly for doing the guest post and introducing me to your readers!
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Let's just get right to it and skip ahead to possibly
over the last 17 seasons.
I was that traumatized.
Selma's date started out great.
Let's break it down and see what Selma was thinking.
Great guy - check.
Limo ride - check.
I weigh 110 pounds. - check
Private plain ride - check.
My boobs look awesome in my tank top - check.
Man, she must have been on top of the world.
107 Degrees outside.
Not kissing Selma had to be one of the hardest things Sean has ever done.
Even I wanted to kiss her.
Next up was the group date.
Let's take a minute to discuss the date planning that went on this season.
I imagine a brainstorming session around a big table where people like Chris Harrison and all of the Bachelor producers are sitting and some high-powered guy says something like
"Ok people - let's brainstorm ideas for the worst possible date EVER. And maybe let's throw in the possibility that somebody might get SERIOUSLY injured. Go!"
shouted out and written down for Season 17.
What's up next week?
Oh, I know.
Jump in a freezing cold ocean and see if hypothermia sets in.
Yeah, that's gonna be good.
Upon seeing the roller derby rink, Ashlee said "I hope I don't die", and I totally felt for her.
Did you see all of the girls that would just be standing there and would totally bust it?
That would have been me for sure.
And do you see Robyn fall down in the splits? Now that was impressive. And let's be honest, I think it might have had something to do with why he kept her around. ;)
And now, before morving on from Roller Derby, let me just take a minute to scold ABC.
ABC execs....listen up......why in the world would you throw sweet Sarah into a roller derby rink?
Imagine me wagging my finger in your face.
Now, go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
As my 4 year old would say while shaking his head, "NOT nice".
Although, I must say the whole roller rink thing did make me a bit nostalgic
for White Rock Skate Center.
All you LH people need to chime in here.
Ah yes...the memories of couples skate, ordering a suicide at the totally awesome snack bar, and watching your 6th grade friends make out in that little hidden corner behind the rink.
I could name names, but I won't. Chris N. and Chasity.
The group date girls go on the second part of their date.
Amanda shows back up with a little bump on her chin.
Don't hate on her for playing the sympathy card.
Every single one of us would have done it.
And I gotta say, I liked her idea about saying her tonsils hurt. Totally wish
she would have said it to Sean.
Robyn and Tierra start to spar just a little bit.
Robyn, didn't your mama ever tell you that you can't argue with crazy?
Tierra starts to go completely BONKERS. Like off the rails totally cuckoo bonkers.
Lots of crying was involved...
She looks as if she is in the throws of a complete emotional breakdown.
And I quote,
"I'm not bitter like that. Nor am I going to stoop to their level. I'm better than that.
I deserve so much more than this. Why should I be tortured?
I cannot be tortured like this.
I can't take it. I cannot take it!"
Join the club Tierra.
We feel your pain.
We cannot take the torture either.
I think all of America was letting out a big sigh of relief believing that Sean was finally going to see the cray cray shining through and send her packing.
But hold on...WAIT!
SEAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
DON'T GIVE HER THAT ROSE!!!!!
The faces of the girls when Sean walked up to get those rose to give Tierra were priceless.
Lindsay (far right), I'm pretty sure your face sums about how America feels.
A mix of confused and horrified.
Lelie H. gets the date that every girl wants every season.
She gets a dress and diamonds.
However, it was super boring...yadah yadah......so she didn't get a rose.
Here's a tip, when the bachelor says "She has everything I'm looking for in a woman.",
that's the kiss of death.
Okay...now we are at the cocktail party.
Tierra just "made nice" with Robyn and Jackie.
And by the way.
I hear Tierra's eyebrow has it's own twitter page (as it should). Ha!
Catherine looks really pretty.
You need to follow @Posessionista on twitter fo' sho'.
Now it's time for the rose ceremony. Nothing of note really happened except that all the remaining girls learned a valuable lesson. An injury does not equal a rose.
Bye Bye Amanda.
And the outtakes of Sean in the Jeep were my absolute favorite part of the whole show.
When he said "sonofa%#$&" I couldn't stop laughing! Such a real and hilarious moment!
So, on to my outfit recreation.
Tierra Told Me To today!
Tierra might be a first class wackadoodle...but you can't deny that the girl is pretty.
And I happened to like her black shorts and her 3/4 length black button down shirt "going out" look.
I don't have a black button down.....
so I took black shorts, a black tank, a 3/4 sleeve cardigan, HUGE sparkly hoops, and some wedge patent heels.
And just for fun, I thought I would also try to recreate Tierra's general mood while she was wearing the outfit. I think I nailed it.
reserved for you on Bachelor Pad.
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